The crown jewel of the collection – this perfectly balanced hybrid represents award-winning genetics at their finest, combining LVRK’s sophisticated three-way lineage with Runtz’s world-famous Zkittlez × Gelato excellence. Medium-sized plants with exceptional structure produce dense, incredibly colorful colas with trichome coverage so substantial it exceeds industry extraction standards, making this strain as valuable for concentrates as it is for flower.
Runtz x Long Valley Royal Kush
TL;DR
RUNTZ! OH RUNTZ.
a candy coronation — sugar fireworks shot through a grape-diesel cannon. it slaps a carnival mask on old-school grape sweetness then teaches it to be elegant: Gelato cream, Zkittlez candy, a diesel spine that refuses to be cute. medium, showy, and aggressively photogenic. breeders salivate, judges blink, extractors pry grins from machines. kicks creative doors open and tucks you back in later; versatile enough for daytime schemes and evening decadence. grow it if you want jars that make people speak in capitals. candy-grape diesel crown.
👁️ SIGHT: Medium plants with robust branching, colorful colas showing purple expressions and diverse color characteristics with sugar-coated appearance.
🐽 SMELL: Extraordinary candy-fruit complexity – intense tropical sweetness blending with grape-diesel depth and creamy dessert undertones.
🌋 SMOKE: Premium candy sweetness transitioning through grape complexity to sophisticated fuel finish with creamy Gelato undertones.
INFO:
10 SEED PACK.
120€ PER PACK.
SHIPPING:
Only EU for now. All orders are shipped out with 48 hours.
PAYMENT:
Cash or Crypto for now. More coming soon.
🌱 Genetics: Runtz x Long Valley Royal Kush
⏱️ Flowering: 8-10 weeks
🍭 Terpene Profile: Mouthwatering candy-gas blend
📊 THC: Medium to High
🎯 Difficulty: Medium
🌱 Growing Behaviour: this one parades. medium height, robust branching, and a showman’s appetite for clean feeds and steady light. the branches want to stack colas like cakes; give them trellis or let them breathe under wide nets. they reward consistency: stable EC, predictable pH, and a clean organic program pull the candy terps forward; chaos in feeding dulls the sugar. watch for color in late bloom — Runtz influence pushes pastel highs while LVRK keeps the feet on diesel ground. this cross is generous but opinionated; it wants a gardener with hands that know the ritual.
🌳 Flowering:8–9 weeks, with a mid-bloom trichome avalanche that will make extractors salivate. the final 10–14 days are where the candy peaks: let trichomes mature and watch terpene profiles bloom rather than burn them off with over-eager flushes. some phenos finish faster and flatter; the prize lines will need the full window to varnish color and resin.
Phenotype Variations: 3-4 expressions expected, with potential for finding truly exceptional keeper plants given both parents’ elite status
🫀 Breeder: International Farm Cut
🏁 Country: ESP 🇪🇸
🎱 Line: The Royal Fuck
💥 Some particularities:Runtz brings an aggressive candy front that can overshadow subtle diesel if you’re not careful; balance feeds to coax both layers. expect 3–4 pheno clusters: true candy-front Runtz phenos, balanced grape-diesel hybrids, purple-flushed showpieces, and a rare heavy-resin mutant that’s basically extraction gold. humidity control and slow cures are the difference between a good jar and a trophy jar.
🥦 Yield rewards patience: robust: 450–600 g/m² indoors for good rooms; outdoors in generous sun 500–700 g+ per plant. extraction yields are notably high thanks to trichome density; rosin often outperforms expectations when pressed warm and slow.
😮💨Concentrates or others: elite both ways. flowers have insane bag appeal — pastel candy, grape varnish, diesel undernotes — and concentrates keep that candy top while deepening with grape-resin heat. competition-ready and boutique-extract ready.
How deep can you stare into purple before it stares back?
Read more on our blog, you lazy bastard.
🟣 Color: pastels to deep bruises — purple streaks, creamy pistils, neon frost. color variety is a selling point: jars look like candy stores in galleries.
🫦 the nose is a riot: front-load candy sweetness (Zkittlez/Gelato lineage), then slide into grape-diesel complexity, finishing on creamy, gelato-like whispers. terpenes: heavy on esters, limonene pop, myrcene sinking, plus caryophyllene spice for backbone. the aroma is multi-act: candy → vineyard → fuel.
🤯 The Sideway Effect: balanced, versatile: bright headspace that moves into comforting body warmth depending on dose and pheno. social, creative, and forgiving — but some phenos hit heavy and belong on the evening menu. 25–30% THC in top lines; variable duration but reliably pleasant.