Forbidden Fruit x Long Valley Royal Kush

TL;DR

EVENING. VELVET FRUIT. FORBIDDEN? YES. Uhmmmm… KINKY.

an evening hymn in purple lacquer — cherry and citrus on the surface, full Kush-velvet underneath. this is the strain that mutters at midnight: bright cherry candy that flips to diesel and pine with the patience of a bonsai, dense colas that glitter like bruised royalty, calming the body while the mind finishes its sentences. compact and heavy, it dresses jars like fine coffins and smells like a garden lit by a gas station down the block. plant it when you want premium quiet, when you want the room to slow and the conversation to become a low tide. cherry-citrus kush velvet.

👁️ SIGHT: Compact, well-branched plants with dense purple-hued colas, vibrant orange pistils, and exceptional trichome coverage
🐽 SMELL: Perfect marriage of grape-berry sweetness with bright cherry-citrus notes and distinctive pine-spice accents
🌋 SMOKE: Smooth transition from bright fruit flavors to complex grape depth with subtle fuel undertones and lingering citrus finish

INFO:

10 SEED PACK.
120€ PER PACK.

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a strain like a chandelier made of razor blades and fruit peels, swaying in the fever-wind. you crack the jar and it coughs purple vapor, diesel incense, banana ghosts. somewhere in the corner of the room a priest of gasoline plays a broken sitar, grapes dripping from the strings. the buds are heavy, resin drunk, frosted like they’ve been left too long in the dream-freezer.

🌱 Genetics: Forbidden Fruit x Long Valley Royal Kush
⏱️ Flowering: 8-10 weeks
🍭 Terpene Profile: Exceptional citrus-fruit combination
📊 THC: Medium to High
🎯 Difficulty: Easy

🌱 Growing Behaviour: a squat cathedral : short internodes, stacked branching, and trunks that refuse to lean even when you put weight on them. these plants ask for order: moderate pruning to open the interior, careful humidity control, and respect for airflow. they don’t stretch into drama; they fill and condense, turning light into cola-mass with an economy that speaks of old-school Kush craft. train them gently, prune deliberately, keep late-flower humidity low.

🌳 Flowering:8–9 weeks of lacquered accumulation. budset appears early and density ratchets up quickly; mid to late bloom is when the sugar-coating increases and terpene volatility peaks. cool night cycles sharpen cherry and citrus edges while deepening purple robes on roughly 60% of phenos; harvest windows cluster but allow one or two late choppers per run for phenos that bulk and deepen flavor late. slow dry, patient cure.

Phenotype Variations: Limited variation expected (2-3 phenotypes) due to Forbidden Fruit’s stable genetics, most expressing purple coloration and fruit-forward terpenes

🫀 Breeder: International Farm Cut
🏁 Country: ESP 🇪🇸
🎱 Line: The Royal Fuck

💥 Some particularities: strong purple expressivity, strong resin mutterings. Forbidden Fruit delivers citrus-cherry that cuts the grape-sweet backbone with a bright blade, making some phenos scream perfume and others whisper incense. dense colas demand airflow and prevention — trim inner growth, keep fans polite. photoperiod stability and slightly cooler finish nights increase color and terpene clarity; ignore those cues and you’ll end up with heavy, soggy buds that smell only of missed potential.

🥦 Yield rewards patience: not about mass, about money-per-bud. indoor yields hover in the 400–500 g/m² band when grown clean; outdoors in proper climates 400–600 g/plant is realistic. these numbers are earned: tight colas take time to ripen, but what you harvest carries high bag appeal and premium prices. extraction yields are respectable — dense, resinous colas make great rosin.

😮‍💨Concentrates or others: flower-forward, but concentrates slay. jars command attention; live resin preserves cherry brightness with a gluey LVRK backbone. rosin tastes like candy dipped in motor oil — in a good way. this cross is premium-shelf material or boutique extract feedstock.

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🟣 Color:plum, bruise, cherry-red pistils that glow, and frosted sugar covering every curve. roughly 60% of phenos show heavy purple, others remain deep green laquered under frost. the visual is classic, expensive, loud in display cases.

🫦 the nose is a riot: initial citrus-cherry pop, then grape-berry warmth, finishing on pine and spice with a parenthetical fuel whisper. terpenes lean into limonene for citrus flare, myrcene for body influence, and caryophyllene and pinene to keep the scent durable. complexity rewards slow curing: the pineapple of Forbidden Fruit folds into LVRK’s diesel in a way that feels intentional.

🤯 The Sideway Effect: gentle cerebral unspooling into a satisfying physical tide; calm first, then good honest sedative hug if you push dose. excellent for evening socializing, stress-release, and sleep prep. balanced but tilting toward rest: think talk-slow then fall-soft.