Welcome The Infinite Ashtray, the Middle Finger Genetics blog. Actually not a blog, but a fever ledger. Here we stitch notes from breeding rooms and blackout tents, seeds rattling like teeth in jars. Strains, plants, soil sermons. But also the orbit: music that drips, books that bleed, stray thoughts like graffiti on wet glass. Inside whispers, half-formed manifestos, treasonous opinions. It’s the greenhouse dreaming of riot; the seed catalog hallucinating scripture. MFG in full public mutation — a crooked diary where the plants, and the people, keep rewriting the gospel in smoke.
The Infinite Ashtray
A chaotic ledger of strains, culture, manifestos, and dirt-soaked visions.
DO IT WRONG
Forget sanitized grow guides. This series dissects the “GrowGuide v0.1” manifesto, one raw chapter at a time. Each post explores a core truth for the outlaws and freaks of cultivation, pairing it with its visceral art. Dare to learn to embrace the chaos.
It Was Never Meant To Save You
A 5-part blog series dissecting how prohibition feeds off fear, control, and corruption.
Strains & Bloodlines
Strains + breeders. Classics, cults, forgotten genetics, and MFG collection.
