— the jar pops like a coin into a dream machine. cherry fizz slams into purple syrup: tiny fireworks of soda, slow beads of grape lacquer, a fizz that pricks the air while syrup pulls light into sticky slow motion. the room hiccups and the smell rearranges furniture inside your chest: cherry front, grape back, a postage-stamp of diesel tucked in the corner. you inhale and the world tilts; velvet molecules press at your sternum, and somewhere in the wall a one-note sugar trumpet plays, patient and wrong, folding the single note into PPUUUURRPPLEEE. Fingers leave purple fingerprints on the jar; time thins to the length of a breath, sweet and fizzy and entirely unpunishable.
BRED BY: Grand Daddy Purple
Black Cherry Soda x Grand Daddy Purple
TL;DR
POP. FIZZ. Uhmmmm… CHERRRY!. HUNT.
If you want predictability, look elsewhere. If you want chaos that sometimes becomes legend — roll the seeds, tend the freaks, and wait for the one that laughs in the light.
👁️ SIGHT: deep purple to near-black, sometimes with cherry-red highlights and surprising color mixes. every nug is a stained-glass secret.
🐽 SMELL: cherry-grape soda, sugar fizz, a touch of diesel at the edge. fizzy, sweet, complex.
🌋 SMOKE: from candy-grape to full-on fruit-salad cola — thick, syrupy, sometimes sharp with a gas whisper.
INFO:
10 SEED PACK.
120€ PER PACK.
SHIPPING:
Only EU for now. All orders are shipped out with 48 hours.
PAYMENT:
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🌱 Genetics: Black Cherry Soda × Grand Daddy Purple
⏱️ Flowering: 8-10 weeks
🟣 Purple Expression: from Low to High
📊 THC: Medium
🎯 Difficulty: Moderate-to-Expert
🌱 Plant mood: a roulette wheel. some plants squat like GDP — compact, stone-heavy, shoulders hunched under resin. others unspool into lanky statues with weird red veins and black bruises, as if painted by a drunk neon god. architecture oscillates: bush, tower, weirdo bonsai, all decided by the seed’s mood that morning.
🌳 Growing temperament: Feed it like a moody guest—some phenos beg nitrogen, others sulk until you whisper potassium; treat each plant to its own menu.
Pests and rot rarely scream; they mutter, and because the genetics are a deck of wild cards you must scout, adapt, and improvise. This is for breeders, pheno-hunters, boutique growers—the people who keep jars like reliquaries and love a gamble. Grow many, expect surprises, keep a notebook, and don’t be shocked when one seed becomes legend.
Phenotype Variations: Expect 4-6 distinct phenotypes due to Black Cherry Soda’s genetic instability – highest potential for finding unique expressions.
🫀 Breeder: Grand Daddy Purple
🏁 Country: USA 🇺🇸
🎱 Line: A Plum Pandemonium
💥 Flowering tempo: unpredictable like free jazz. Black Cherry Soda often drags the clock forward — many plants finish on the quick side (week 7–8) while others take their sweet time to develop bonkers terps. watch each plant like a small child: harvest windows will differ.
🥦 Yield: wildly variable — from modest to exceptional depending on phenotype. hybrid vigor appears in lucky individuals; some pay off with fat, sticky colas, others reward with rare, trophy-worthy terpene bombs. this is not the strain you grow one of if you want certainty; this is the strain you grow twenty of if you want a unicorn.
😮💨 Phenotype advice: grow many, keep the weird ones. the pack is a lottery — most seeds pay you back with lovely purple and sweet aromas; a precious few will give you that impossible combo of cherry-grape, soda effervescence, and color that sells itself.
How deep can you stare into purple before it stares back?
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🟣 Color: be aware of purple promises and cherry lies. most lines flirt with deep violet — some go black-purple, some flash cherry-red, some bloom with rare red/black hues that look like a wound wrapped in velvet. each pack is a small museum of misfits: 4–6 distinct phenotypes, each a different kind of beautiful and dangerous.
🫦 Aroma & terpene circus: grape candy (GDP) collides with cherry-soda effervescence (Black Cherry Soda). imagine grape + cherry + fizzy cola + a whisper of gas. structural terpenes often include myrcene (the heavy blanket), limonene (the window-open laugh), and odd esters that make the buds smell like a vending machine in a cathedral. some phenos spout sweetness; some spit complexity; some scream soda.
🤯 Effect: roulette, but mostly a velvet hammer. many phenotypes ease you down — gentle mind lift, then body hush. others are surprisingly balanced: talkative, creative, then slow descent. expect deep relaxation in a dozen flavors: couch-hug, window-gaze, laugh-at-the-dark. THC commonly sits around 20–26%, but those numbers are only the map — the trip is the territory.
