a strain like a chandelier made of razor blades and fruit peels, swaying in the fever-wind. you crack the jar and it coughs purple vapor, diesel incense, banana ghosts. somewhere in the corner of the room a priest of gasoline plays a broken sitar, grapes dripping from the strings. the buds are heavy, resin drunk, frosted like they’ve been left too long in the dream-freezer.
BRED BY: International Farm Cut
Apple and Bananas x Long Valley Royal Kush
TL;DR
GRAPE. TRUFFLES? YES TRUFFLES. Uhmmmm… FROSTY.
a sativa-leaning chandelier that coughs candy and engine oil into the same breath. imagine a fruit stall set inside a diesel chapel: apple skins glittering like coins, banana peels folding into velvet grape jam, all smeared across a backbone of sour fuel that hums under your ribs. it wakes ideas — a bright, skittering head-buzz that makes your hands do errands they didn’t know they wanted to do — then eases into a patient body calm that keeps you useful and dangerously social. medium-tall, resinous, and theatrical: jars look like theater posters, and jars open like small rituals. grow it for afternoons that spill into evenings, for studio sessions, for friends who keep notebooks and bad poetry. grape-diesel fruit salad.
👁️ SIGHT: sugar-coated buds, some showing purple streaking with vibrant orange pistils and exceptional trichome coverage
🐽 SMELL: complex fruit bouquet from sweet apple-banana to grape-diesel complexity
🌋 SMOKE: multi-layered experience with sweet fruit flavors transitioning to grape and fuel complexity
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🌱 Genetics: Apple and Bananas x Long Valley Royal Kush
⏱️ Flowering: 8-9 weeks
🍭 Terpene Profile: Complex fruit salad
📊 THC: Medium to High
🎯 Difficulty: Moderate
🌱 Growing Behaviour: plants climb like sober giraffes with knots in their spines — medium to tall with Afghani bone and sativa length tangled into one organism. Long Valley’s skeleton gives them trunks that laugh off weight; Apple & Bananas drapes fruit-laden arms around those trunks. Early veg stretches are dramatic and they fatten into spadey colas that hang like bells. Train them, don’t box them.
🌳 Flowering: Eight to nine weeks of slow, ecclesiastical buildup. Buds begin to pack by week three of bloom and then keep swelling, frosted in a hurry but finishing with refined density. Trichome storms hit midflower and don’t stop; the room will smell like a gas station with a fruit stall inside.
Phenotype Variations: Expect 3-4 distinct phenotypes ranging from GDP-leaning purple expressions to White Truffle-influenced trichome monsters.
🫀 Breeder: Grand Daddy Purple
🏁 Country: USA 🇺🇸
🎱 Line: A Plum Pandemonium
💥 True, brutally honest findings: Not uniform, 3–4 phenos, each an evangelist for a different flavor. Some push grape-diesel front and center; some parade apple/banana candied notes like a circus. Cooler nights deepen purple in about 40% of plants. They’re forgiving but particular: split your feed between fruit-forward and fuel-forward diets depending on which child you’re raising.
🥦 Yield rewards patience: Indoor: 450–550 g/m² under polite hands. Outdoor: 500–700 g per plant in sweet climates. Trim-to-bud ratio is generous; processing is quick and effusive with froth everywhere.
😮💨Concentrates or others: All. Flower presents obscene bag appeal; rosin and live resin sing like choirs of gasoline and fruit. Great for boutique flower and trophy-grade extracts alike.
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🟣 Color: about 40% show purple streaking or full fades; the rest stay green but iced with trichomes and orange pistils. Cool nights push royal bruises deeper until some colas appear near-black under loupe light.
🫦 the nose is a riot: a fruit salad detonates into grape-diesel. Top notes: apple, banana, bright candy. Mid: grape syrup, berry sweetness. Base: diesel, earth, resin. Expect myrcene pull, limonene lifts, and caryophyllene spice weaving through — the nose evolves while you smoke it.
🤯 The Sideway Effect: starts creative, social, uplifted. mental gears click with perfect mischief. then settles into a relaxed, useful calm. 24–28% THC. Two to three hours of utility and velvet: think afternoon studio sessions that bleed into sticky-tongued evenings.
