a genetic moon-factory — Hindu earth, OG grit, Zkittlez sugar, and LVRK’s grape-diesel all stitched into one unstable altar. this is the wild box of seeds you buy when you want to be surprised: four to six personalities per pack, aromas that refuse names, colors that argue with each other in jars. it’s for the patient, the curious, the people who keep lists and light small fires under theory; pheno-hunters will taste the future here. unpredictable, valuable, and quietly brilliant — grow many, keep the weirdest ones. hindu-gas grape mystery.
4 Locoz x Long Valley Royal Kush
TL;DR
HINDU KUSH. ZKITTLEZ. A GRAPE MISTERY.
The crown jewel of the collection – this perfectly balanced hybrid represents award-winning genetics at their finest, combining LVRK’s sophisticated three-way lineage with Runtz’s world-famous Zkittlez × Gelato excellence.
👁️ SIGHT: Highly variable plant structure from compact indica expressions to tall unique architectures with moderate to heavy resin production
🐽 SMELL: Most complex combination available – grape-diesel meeting Hindu earth, Zkittlez fruit, and OG gas in unprecedented combinations
🌋 SMOKE: Variable but consistently euphoric – from earthy-fruit-gas blends to completely novel terpene combinations with clear-headed effects
INFO:
10 SEED PACK.
120€ PER PACK.
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🌱 Genetics: 4 Locoz x Long Valley Royal Kush
⏱️ Flowering: 9-10 weeks
🍭 Terpene Profile: Mouthwatering candy-gas blend
📊 THC: High
🎯 Difficulty: Medium
🌱 Growing Behaviour: chaos with method. structure can swing hard: squat, heavy-bodied indica types that hold resin like secret pockets, or tall, lithe sativa-leaning pheno-oddballs that will make you rethink canopy design. Hindu Z heritage gives certain phenos a deep-rooted calm — stubborn, pest-wise, weather-mean — while OG Eddy colors the gas and bite. your job: separate early, observe nightly, and treat each plant like a small myth; feed them individually when you can and be patient with the ones that bury their terps until late bloom. cultivation here is like fishing in a river that changes course every month.
🌳 Flowering: 8–10 weeks depending which child you coax. some sprint and finish tight in eight; others need the full ten to bulk and varnish terpene complexity. the stagger is normal; staggered harvests will keep your processing line busy and your lab interesting. late-stage humidity control and slow cures reveal the strange esters that make this cross special.
Phenotype Variations: Expect 4-6 distinct phenotypes due to 4Locoz’s complex lineage – highest potential for unique discoveries.
🫀 Breeder: International Farm Cut
🏁 Country: ESP 🇪🇸
🎱 Line: The Royal Fuck
💥 Some particularities: expect 4–6 distinct phenotypes per pack — true pheno-hunter material. terpene combos can be genuinely novel: fruit-sweetness backed by Hindu earth and OG gas, or grape-diesel that reads like an old map. nutrient needs vary wildly per phenotype; accept per-plant diets or plant many and keep the ones that sing. these seeds are not for the lazy; they are for the curious and patient.
🥦 Yield rewards patience: variable but with upside: some phenos yield modest 350–450 g/m²; others, given space and patience, push 500–650 g/m² indoors. outdoors, exemplary keepers can give 500–800 g under long sun and kind soil. extraction pockets exist — hunt them, mark them, and keep seeds from keepers.
😮💨Concentrates or others: extract artists will salivate for certain pheno pockets; flower lovers will find boutique jars among the pack. rosin can taste like odd fruits you can’t name; hash yields can be exceptional from the resin-dense mutants. this cross is a research-and-reward model.
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🟣 Color: eclectic gallery: deep purples, olive greens, red washes, odd fades — jars from one pack can look like seasons. color is often accompanied by heavy frost and strange pistil colors — collectors love this.
🫦 smell and terp: frontinsane permutations: LVRK grape-diesel base meets Hindu spice and earth, Zkittlez candy, and OG gas. expect myrcene-heavy heavies and limonene-easy lift in others; some phenos show esters that read like new fruits. the nose will keep you guessing; the taste will keep you searching.
🤯 The Sideway Effect: mostly clear-headed euphoria in many phenos, but expect sedative exceptions. functional phenotypes exist — they lift and sharpen without erasing — while other phenotypes fold you into velvet. perfect for breeders, artists, and people whose job is curiosity.