— the room melts technicolor.
grape cough syrup collides with carnival candy, lemon-zest static, cream-slick undertones. you open a jar and it goes WHUMP — the air vibrates like a neon jukebox drowning in fruit punch.
BRED BY: Grand Daddy Purple
Hawaiian Snow Cone x Grand Daddy Purple
TL;DR
Grape. Purple. Smash.
If you want purple that doesn’t joke, if you want couch-lock that reads you a poem and then steals your socks, this is the freight-train you book a ticket on.
👁️ SIGHT: dense, compact buds — from royal bruise to near-black velvet. minimal green, maximal drama.
🐽 SMELL: grape candy exploded through a blackberry jam filter with Afghani earth as the stagehand.
🌋 SMOKE: thick, syrupy, coats the tongue — grape soda with a berry aftershock.
10 regular seeds per pack
INFO:
10 SEED PACK.
120€ PER PACK.
SHIPPING:
Only EU for now. All orders are shipped out with 48 hours.
PAYMENT:
Cash or Crypto for now. More coming soon.
🌱 Genetics: Hawaiian Snow Cone (Tiki Madman Cut) × Grand Daddy Purple
⏱️ Flowering: 8-9 weeks
🟣 Purple Expression: Medium-High
📊 THC: High
🎯 Difficulty: Moderate
🌱 Plant: medium, balanced, like a boxer holding stance. 3–4 feet indoors, but wide-armed, receptive to training — it bends but does not break. Hybrid vigor from the Snow Cone pumps it with restless energy, faster than GDP, louder than the clock.
🌳 Growing temperament: forgiving with flair. resists pests, resists rot, grows with vigor. likes organic feeds, a little extra humidity early, then settles into bloom like a diva in velvet. phenotype lottery: 3–4 flavors of beautiful — some GDP-heavy with grape thunder, some Snow Cone-prismatic with tropical fizz. none are losers; all could win trophies.
Phenotype Variations: 3-4 phenotypes expected, with potential for award-winning terpene combinations.
🫀 Breeder: Grand Daddy Purple
🏁 Country: USA 🇺🇸
🎱 Line: A Plum Pandemonium
💥 Flowering: 8–9 weeks, buds dense enough to brag but open enough to breathe. GDP’s solidity tempered by Snow Cone’s looser architecture — colas stack heavy without molding into swamp-flesh. indoors: 450–550 g/m²; outdoors: half-kilo ballerinas shimmering in the sun.
🥦 Yield: between decent and handsome — pretty, the kind of weed that reminds of gold. not costume jewelry, but premium, shiny, market-ready. concentrates? obscene. trichomes glisten like crushed pearls, purple-gold, rainbow-oil slicks. rosin tastes like grape candy dissolved in a fruit salad cocktail. hash melts clean, terpenes screaming through like a sugar riot.
😮💨Medical slant: anxiety softens, depression unclenches, appetite returns like a hungry stray cat. pain hums lower, sleep becomes optional rather than urgent.
How deep can you stare into purple before it stares back?
Read more on our blog, you lazy bastard.
🟣 Color: not just purple — no. this is stained-glass weed. GDP tries to paint it royal violet, but Snow Cone sprays citrus graffiti across the canvas: pink streaks, orange sparks, tropical bruises, yellows and reds where you didn’t expect. each plant a freak-show jewel box.
🫦 Aroma & terpene circus: the terpenes are the headline act:
— grape & berry (GDP’s lullaby)
— candy citrus, tropical sherbet, stone-fruit jam (Snow Cone’s confetti gun)
— creamy gelato slide at the finish line.
Break a nug: the smell mutates. grape-citrus → berry cream → candy gas → tropical ghost. ten-plus terpenes elbowing each other, building an orchestra that smells like sugar going nova.
🤯 Effect: calibrated like a crooked compass. first, a head-sparkle — mood lifted, eyes dilated, brain chewing crayons but calm, not panicked. social, creative, the kind of weed that makes strangers into conspirators. then: body sighs, melts, but doesn’t trap. couch-lock takes the night off — this is a lean back, not fall down. great for twilight jams, painting on walls, forgetting your phone.
